Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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