two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Randomize
