he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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