we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
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i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
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well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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