I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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