It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
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I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
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Tornado booty call.. dedication
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Randomize