4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
25 Men Talk About the First Time They Went Down On A Woman
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
23 Ex Fraternity Brothers & Sorority Sisters Confess Their Most Insane Stories
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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