ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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