so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
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Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
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My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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