Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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