The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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