So drunk its hurt
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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