I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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