I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
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you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
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My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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