you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I think people are normalizing furries
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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