Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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