Christians are straight up FREAKS
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
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I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
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I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
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