ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
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after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
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He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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