You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
two words...techno handjob
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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