stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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