Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
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In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
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As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Randomize