I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
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Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
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Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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