I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
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Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
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I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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