Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
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I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
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But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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