the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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