My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
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My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
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So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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