I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I need moral support for this bender
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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