So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
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It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
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Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
There's even glitter on my cock...
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