im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
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Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
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he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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