i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
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You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Did we literally take a cab across the street
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
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High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
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