He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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