The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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