you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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