the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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