As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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