I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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