The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
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I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
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Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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