I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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