Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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