I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
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i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
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I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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