wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
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i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
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I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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