I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
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Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
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Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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