Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
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