I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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