in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
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He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
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your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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