so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Too much gin, very little bucket
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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