I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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