I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
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Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
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When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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