if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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