Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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