It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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