butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Randomize
