it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
God, you're like boner-b-gone
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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