Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
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i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Someone shattered a urinal.
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im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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