I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
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I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
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Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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